Thursday, November 17, 2011
Mid Hour Chat with Yemi Ahlmani: 18 WEIRD PEOPLE DOING WEIRD THINGS
Mid Hour Chat with Yemi Ahlmani: 18 WEIRD PEOPLE DOING WEIRD THINGS: Check out these pictures of people doing weird and funny things. Some pictures I took with my own camera,some were uploaded from other sites...
18 WEIRD PEOPLE DOING WEIRD THINGS
Check out these pictures of people doing weird and funny things. Some pictures I took with my own camera,some were uploaded from other sites. Leave your feedback...
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
A Broken Heart
Have you suffered from a break-up? Well, I certainly have. It was not the best time of my life. I was all talked out. Nothing seemed to go right. So I decided to stop everything I was doing and freestyle my thoughts. If you are going through a break up this could help you.
Definition. A broken heart (or heartbreak) is a common metaphor used to describe the intense emotional pain or suffering one feels after losing a loved one, whether through death, divorce, breakup, physical separation or romantic rejection.
A Broken Heart
Gazing into the mirror, I stare at a reflection of a broken woman
Reading between the lines left by the condensation from the air as the hot shower runs
The pain across her face screams LEFT in PAIN..LONELY..HE
I cry because I can only see deep inside this woman who looks just like me, as the tears
roll down my face in sync with the droplets of water on the mirror my mind plays back the last of his words. Let’s be friends
roll down my face in sync with the droplets of water on the mirror my mind plays back the last of his words. Let’s be friends
My heart dropped into my stomach as my head dropped to the floor, Is this how love feels rejected, cold, and borrowed
The words simply started to fade as I reminisced
You got a chick that loved you
I respected you like you were the President
I always was around
I held you down
When you cried I wiped your tears, when you were troubled, I lent you an ear, when you were broke I funded you
When you were alone, I loved you
And you said you love me to
You told me we will never part. But we are apart
You promised me that forever we would be, but you really lied to me
Now, you assured me that it’s over, that decision was way too easy
Now, I am searching my soul of new ways to complete me.
I guess true love dies overtime when another agenda is created.
As you say this is your world and you are the devil,
Touched by an Angel.
As, I wipe the mirror with my hand the reflection slowly fades, I can see clearly now. This IS my day, it won’t return. But you will.
©2011 Yemi Ahlmani
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Wow! The Worlds Smallest Man
Wow! Check out this video of the worlds smallest men. I feel bad for these men. Leave a comment on how you feel about this.
Concurso dos menores penis do mundo!!! por linasalles no Videolog.tv.
Concurso dos menores penis do mundo!!! por linasalles no Videolog.tv.
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Thursday, May 5, 2011
President Obama Roasts Donald Trump
President Obama Roasts Donald Trump
Totally hillarious video of President Obama tune in below. Leave your comments on what you think.
Totally hillarious video of President Obama tune in below. Leave your comments on what you think.
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President Obama Roasts Donald Trump
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Quote of the day
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”
Nelson Mandela 1994 inaugural speech
Nelson Mandela 1994 inaugural speech
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Dangerous dead or alive Bin Laden.
Dangerous dead or alive Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden once predicted he would never be captured alive and that others will follow him. True to say he hasn't been captured alive but who is to say that their aren't want-to-be jihadis offering to give their lives in revenge.
Anyone can become a member, simply by planting a bomb somewhere.
American and Westerns officials are elated that the United States had a successful operation in capturing and killing the hot type enemy Osama Bin Laden.
Clearly Al-Qaeda will not disappear overnight, however, the death of Bin Laden will aid the intelligence agencies around the world given clues and leads to catch other leaders. The american people should know that this will raise tension for the already weak Afghanistan, Pakistan and India , placing these countries at risk for more organized attacks.
The number one objective is to dismantle Al Qaeda. Kudos for killing Bin Laden but there's much more to be concerned about such as: America going through another recession, the
dedicated jihadis may be plotting and targeting the plan they have been working on for years, strain on our relationship with Pakistan if not already.
I am safely assuming the
Obama administration are already preparing for possible revenge attacks, either against US forces in Afghanistan or better yet, America.
It doesn't stop here.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
8 ways to say no to snacking
Eating is an essential part of our lives, however over eating becomes our main problem. Learn new ways to enjoy your food without over indulging in it. Shed those extra pounds and eat what you want.
1. Eat a healthy breakfast, followed by a light lunch that will get your taste buds watering just thinking about it.
2. Eat slower making sure you chew your food a few times before swallowing
3. Chew gum
4. Use smaller utensils
5. Stay well hydrated with H2O
6. Brushing /flossing your teeth after you eat will motivate you to not eating frequently. The taste of fresh breathe meeting food is tasteless, besides the thought of having to brush your teeth again everytime you snack may be
7. Snack smart between meals, instead of chips or sugary products grab a fruit, veggie, or munch on some nuts .
8. Stay busy, the thought of having something to do keeps your mind from thinking what to eat next.
Meal of the day: Boost your Mood with a meal that gives you vitamins and minerals.
Salmon Salad With Vinaigrette
Ingredients: Green beans, red wine vinegar, Dijon mustard, extra virgin olive oil, minced shallots, salmon fillets, mixed salad greens, Vidalia onion, eggs Calories: 271
1. Eat a healthy breakfast, followed by a light lunch that will get your taste buds watering just thinking about it.
2. Eat slower making sure you chew your food a few times before swallowing
3. Chew gum
4. Use smaller utensils
5. Stay well hydrated with H2O
6. Brushing /flossing your teeth after you eat will motivate you to not eating frequently. The taste of fresh breathe meeting food is tasteless, besides the thought of having to brush your teeth again everytime you snack may be
7. Snack smart between meals, instead of chips or sugary products grab a fruit, veggie, or munch on some nuts .
8. Stay busy, the thought of having something to do keeps your mind from thinking what to eat next.
Meal of the day: Boost your Mood with a meal that gives you vitamins and minerals.
Salmon Salad With Vinaigrette
Ingredients: Green beans, red wine vinegar, Dijon mustard, extra virgin olive oil, minced shallots, salmon fillets, mixed salad greens, Vidalia onion, eggs Calories: 271
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Embarrassing Questions You Don't Ask
It has been awhile since you last dated and you are a little timid on what to talk about on your first night out with a prospect. In most cases, the conversation always starts off with questions like but not limited to: tell me about yourself, what are your likes and dislikes, etc...After all questions are answered what do you say next? What happens next depends on the vibe between both parties. If there isn't a connection than it probably wouldn't matter what is said because that may be the last time you two date each other. I can recall going on a date with a guy I never seen and only texted. When we met it was like okay he isn't too bad looking. We barely said anything to each other the entire night. He would ask me and then he would criticizing my answers. I was immediately turned off and had to do something exciting. So, I started shouting like I had Turrets Syndrome, squirming in my seat as if I had ants in my pants and asking off the wall questions you shouldn't ask anyone you barely know. The night was fun but he was very boring and I had no intentions on meeting with him ever again. Perhaps, everything is going well and you don't want to ruin the mood of things; I suggest these questions are not asked on the first or second date.
Men do not ask a lady:
• How many sex partners you had
• Are you a freak
• Are your kids fathered by the same man
• Is that your real butt or is it butt pads
• How much you weigh
• Do you want breast implants (for small breasted women)
• Do you have government assistance (for black women)
• What size you wear in jeans
• Is that your breast or push up bra (small breasted women)
• Is that all your hair or a wig
• Are you burning ( have std)
• Are you interested in females
• Are you a virgin
• Do you douche regularly
Women do not ask a man:
• How many kids you have
• Are your kids by the same woman
• How much money you make
• What type of work you do
• Are you a cheater
• Who do you live with
• Have you ever been to jail
• Are you attracted to men
• Are you itching/burning anywhere
• Are you paying for this date
• Can I borrow some gas money
• Do you do drugs of any kind
• Is that cheap musk (cologne) your wearing
• Do you get check ups regularly
• Is that a mole on your lip,a pimple
• Are you a virgin
This content is to be used solely as entertainment purposes. Do not use any of these questions if you plan on keeping in touch with your date. Feel free to send us questions you don't ask on the first or second date and we will be glad to add them to the list. Enjoy!
Men do not ask a lady:
• How many sex partners you had
• Are you a freak
• Are your kids fathered by the same man
• Is that your real butt or is it butt pads
• How much you weigh
• Do you want breast implants (for small breasted women)
• Do you have government assistance (for black women)
• What size you wear in jeans
• Is that your breast or push up bra (small breasted women)
• Is that all your hair or a wig
• Are you burning ( have std)
• Are you interested in females
• Are you a virgin
• Do you douche regularly
Women do not ask a man:
• How many kids you have
• Are your kids by the same woman
• How much money you make
• What type of work you do
• Are you a cheater
• Who do you live with
• Have you ever been to jail
• Are you attracted to men
• Are you itching/burning anywhere
• Are you paying for this date
• Can I borrow some gas money
• Do you do drugs of any kind
• Is that cheap musk (cologne) your wearing
• Do you get check ups regularly
• Is that a mole on your lip,a pimple
• Are you a virgin
This content is to be used solely as entertainment purposes. Do not use any of these questions if you plan on keeping in touch with your date. Feel free to send us questions you don't ask on the first or second date and we will be glad to add them to the list. Enjoy!
Monday, February 21, 2011
Letting Go
The title of this blog may catch every readers attention in a different way. Find out the various ways one can associate the idea of letting go. Let us start with the thought of letting go of oneself, a loved one, place or thing. I stayed over my mums house in lou of the rain. The plan was to drive back to my place after it ceased. Unfortunately, it is 12 midnight and still going strong. So, my mum and I were talking about someone that is dear to me, my dad. She said something about him that touched my heart. Without giving full detail of his life story, he is at a point in his life where he is just making all bad choices. It seems as if he has let go of himself. I started to think about others as we started to talk about him more and letting go in a broader capacity. It drove me to think of break-ups, divorces, bankruptcies, foreclosures and many others. In this blog I use letting go loosely, so that in most cases its not a bad thing. Allow me to explain my views.
Letting go of your past – whether that means quitting an addictive relationship or grieving a death – can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do. Even if it was an unhealthy relationship, you may still struggle to move on with your life.
It's not easy, but there are practical ways to let go of your past. Before you delve into letting go and saying good-bye to your past, however, you may need to face your memories and experiences. No matter the situation I believe these can help anyone that is in the process of letting go.
It's not easy, but there are practical ways to let go of your past. Before you delve into letting go and saying good-bye to your past, however, you may need to face your memories and experiences. No matter the situation I believe these can help anyone that is in the process of letting go.
Excercises
- I always found it best to get over something through the art of writing, talking, drawing, and coloring(or painting for those no longer in touch with there adolescents side)
- Don't dwell on the painful memories and emotions you may feel, if you must cry do so.
- Sometimes it brings closure when you can talk to the person involved, if possible. If you can relive the past for a moment it can help you get over it.
- If your at the point in your life where you can be open to anyone, share your real feelings, confess to your mistakes and express your emotions.
- Every situation may not end because of the other persons mishaps, you may have been the cause. That's okay. Don't hesistate to apologize and ask forgiveness if you need to.
- Don't over indulge on food, liquor or drugs. Harming yourself isn't an option either.
- If you have a problem the first thing you must do is ,admit you have a problem.
- Seek help. Don't be to proud to ask. Its not unheard of to bury your pride when you need and want help. Letting go is a very difficult thing to do, but you can overcome anything if you want to. Just Don't Give Up.
No matter how bad of a storm you been through you cannot change anything. Acknowledge, the hard work you have done thus far. Forgive yourself and others for the mistakes made. If you can't try to forgive realize that not only is this unhealthy but can cause negativity(thoughts, actions, obsessions). When reading this you may say easier said than done, true but overtime you will find yourself believing in the same things mentioned in this blog. Change comes overtime. You will be able to heal and move on. Another remedy, that is helpful is to start meeting new people. If you have to get a whole new set of friends,environment, lifestyle feel free. It is extremely important to face your fears(failures), vent, share your pain and sadness. Remember, in order to have someone listen to you, you must listen to them equally. There is nothing like devoting your time to a persons problems and when you have a problem they sell you short, or just to busy to listen. Learn new directions and paths for you to start on, like a hobby or volunteer. The biggest idea is to rid yourself from your comfort zone. In the case of a relationship, take a break. You may be confused, madly in loved or abused but it may not be wise to spend time with him/her. Let GO but DON'T give up.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
22 Bizarre & Ugly Creatures in the World
Have you seen the Worlds Ugliest Dog television show on the Animal Planet? The show with the wrinkly,overweight,big,small,no hair dog. It is certain that there are other peculiar creatures and not just the dogs we see on television. It is amazing how distinctive many creatures are in the world. Many that are strange enough to have you guessing,what is that? What does it do? Will I be its dinner? Here are a few you rarely would see outside your home. You may not see any of these in your lifetime,unless you are traveling abroad. They are out there, broaden your horizons and research these bizarre and ugly creatures of the world.
22. Frilled Shark |
21. Pink Dragon Millipede Spider |
20. Unusual two-headed snake |
19. Blob Fish |
18. Yeti Crab |
17. Komondor Dog |
16. Angola Rabbit |
15. Hag Fish |
14. Star Nosed Mole |
13. Proboscis Monkey |
12. Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascariensis) |
11. Axolotl-(Mexican neotenic mole salamanders) |
10. Tarsier |
9. Sucker-footed Bat |
8. Water Bowl |
7. MataMata Turtle |
6. Monk Fish |
5. Hairless Mole |
4. Chimaera Fish |
3. Stone Fish |
2. Purple Frog |
1. Pelochelys Cantori( soft flat shelled turtle) |
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