Embarrassing Questions You Don't Ask

It has been awhile since you last dated and you are a little timid on what to talk about on your first night out with a prospect. In most cases, the conversation always starts off with questions like but not limited to: tell me about yourself, what are your likes and dislikes, etc...After all questions are answered what do you say next? What happens next depends on the vibe between both parties. If there isn't a connection than it probably wouldn't matter what is said because that may be the last time you two date each other. I can recall going on a date with a guy I never seen and only texted. When we met it was like okay he isn't too bad looking. We barely said anything to each other the entire night. He would ask me and then he would criticizing my answers. I was immediately turned off and had to do something exciting. So, I started shouting like I had Turrets Syndrome, squirming in my seat as if I had ants in my pants and asking off the wall questions you shouldn't ask anyone you barely know. The night was fun but he was very boring and I had no intentions on meeting with him ever again. Perhaps, everything is going well and you don't want to ruin the mood of things; I suggest these questions are not asked on the first or second date.


Men do not ask a lady:

• How many sex partners you had
• Are you a freak
• Are your kids fathered by the same man
• Is that your real butt or is it butt pads
• How much you weigh
• Do you want breast implants (for small breasted women)
• Do you have government assistance (for black women)
• What size you wear in jeans
• Is that your breast or push up bra (small breasted women)
• Is that all your hair or a wig
• Are you burning ( have std)
• Are you interested in females
• Are you a virgin
• Do you douche regularly

Women do not ask a man:

• How many kids you have
• Are your kids by the same woman
• How much money you make
• What type of work you do
• Are you a cheater
• Who do you live with
• Have you ever been to jail
• Are you attracted to men
• Are you itching/burning anywhere
• Are you paying for this date
• Can I borrow some gas money
• Do you do drugs of any kind
• Is that cheap musk (cologne) your wearing
• Do you get check ups regularly
• Is that a mole on your lip,a pimple
• Are you a virgin

This content is to be used solely as entertainment purposes. Do not use any of these questions if you plan on keeping in touch with your date. Feel free to send us questions you don't ask on the first or second date and we will be glad to add them to the list. Enjoy!

Somebody Has To Say It

You ever find you're self out in public and you happen to notice something about someone and you wish you could address them? Either you approach them with your concern or your left with the thought of someone has to say it.

Well, good that makes the two of us. I feel this way all the time beings that I work with the public. I can't help but to notice how fashion has been dominated with the too comfortable look (pajamas, bed clothes, robes, slippers, head scarfs and hair rollers) worn out in public. I remember as if it were yesterday my mom saying,"Always wear clean drawers and look presentable because you never know who you will meet or when you have to go to the hospital". I mean what happened to our dignity. I think it looks disgusting when I see people with bed clothes in public. I can imagine that they will get straight into their bed after being outside. Totally gross! I asked several people have they worn bed clothes out side and they were quick to say yes, as if micky mouse pajamas or robes are ok to be worn in public. I can blabber on about this but I have so many things dancing around my dome awaiting their turn for me to mention them.
Part of my job is to observe everything that is going on, in which, I have incorporated this skill into my daily livelyhood.
Somebody has to say it.

I am absolutely positively disgusted when dining in a restaurant and I can't hear the person next to me because the obnoxious party behind us is nearly yelling about what they did last night, as if anyone really cares. I am eager to say,"hey lady put a sock in it"!

Are you on the edge of your seat yet?

Good, somebody has to to say it.
Just recently I had to witness a horrible shopping experience. I am certain all shoppers can relate. Imagine your stuck in line behind someone that has 2 carts full of groceries, as if, the store will be closed for a month. But, that's not it. Their cart looks like they went in every isle and threw the items in the cart. Now you have to wait because they want all of their cold foods in the bags together.Patiently you await your turn just to find out they don't have enough money. They have to put some items back. Easier said than done because they have to now choose what they want by sorting through the already packed bags. Sigh.

Are you anxious to speak now? No. I'm safely assuming your still biting your tongue? You may feel that it doesn't bother you because its not your business? I know there are people who can careless about what is going on around them. That is not a problem, to each and their own. But for those who are bothered, let us vent. I want to hear all of your concerns. Don't hold back.
Not sure yet? Think about this,somebody has to say it.

• People, wearing your legs out is okay but at least consider using lotion, especially when it looks like you just scratched and scratched.

• Ladies OPH(other peoples hair) is the best invention yet, but there is a time frame when you should retract/replace or else it will be unattractive. By the way, their are invisible tracks now, get with it. We shouldn't see your tracks and your wig should not look like the hair on my daughters barbie doll, matted and nappy.

• Diddy said if your toes are hanging over your shoes they don't fit, I say ladies its not acceptable to have your feet out if your heels are crusty and dry, toes are half polished or chipped.

• Its a known fact gays are more open but men please don't go into the womens bathroom, unless you have surgically changed into a women and vice versa for ladies.

• Sagging your pants or exposing your under wear is the most corniest and distasteful fad ever to mimic. If I were president I would embarrass all saggers. Either pants will be made one size fit all (elastic,tights) or all saggers will be forced to take off their under garments and if they sag, their butt will be exposed. I guarantee it will not be comfortable to wear, just as it isn't for us to see it. Ask the jailers what happens when they sag. It will no longer be just an exit.
Somebody has to say it.