Superbowl 2013 is less than 12 hours away.Although, my team (Dallas Cowboys) did not make it this year, I am silently rooting for the 49ers. I believe Ray Lewis deserves to retire with his first and last superbowl ring,but I believe this is the year for San Francisco and Kaepernick.This time of the year is most exciting because you would probably be planning on attending some event where there is more than two people attending. I have to warn you if your going to be out beware of these top 5 reasons your at the worst Superbowl party ever.
5. With the chicken shortage and beef recall, you have the option to eat pig feet and chitterlings.
4. During half-time while you're trying to tune in to Beyonce, you would have to share the 30 mins with kids running,jumping,screaming in front of the tv enjoying their tea time.
3. You are offered unlimited shots,but when you get there they are giving unlimited flu shots.
2. Your watching the game and the cable goes out. Bill unpaid.
1. Everyone is watching the game until a raven fan is caught stabbing a 49er fan .....and not with a knife
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